Music

Song Lyrics – Crowley (By Melissa R. Mendelson)

Crowley (Parody of Eric Clapton’s song, Cocaine) by, Melissa R. Mendelson The boys wanna take him out, but they never take him out. Crowley. His accent’s a funny sound, commanding his loyal hell hound. Crowley. [Chorus:] He can’t fly, He ...
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Song Lyrics – Almost Nothing On My TV (By Melissa R. Mendelson)

Almost Nothing On My TV by, Melissa R. Mendelson The summer’s coming to an end. I’m sitting on my porch, watching it die. Enjoying the heat and watching time fly, And there’s nothing on my tv. Almost nothing at all ...
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Song Lyrics – CW ROCKS TRUE (Parody of Queen’s “We Will Rock You”) By Melissa R. Mendelson

CW ROCKS TRUE (Parody of Queen’s “We Will Rock You”) by, Melissa R. Mendelson Barry, you’re a boy making a big flash Playin’ on Earth 2, here comes Zoom You got to kick his ass He’s got that scary mask ...
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Song Lyrics – My Poor Mother’s Country Land (By Melissa R. Mendelson)

My Poor Mother’s Country Land by, Melissa R. Mendelson Green earth sways and rolls. This is my mother’s home, But mother, please forgive me. They don’t know the wrong they’ve done. Blue skies have fallen. The gray clouds have come, ...
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Song Lyrics – Paint My Heart Red (By Melissa R Mendelson)

Paint My Heart Red by, Melissa R. Mendelson Say those three words, and paint my heart red. See the passion light inside, and keep me warm forever in your arms. And the movie ends. My heart is crystal, and all ...
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Song Lyrics – Wings of Gray (By Melissa R Mendelson)

Wings of Gray by, Melissa R. Mendelson They say if you reach heaven, you'll grow wings across the sky. They say that if your dreams disappear, something inside you will die. Whispers of my soul come down to you. My ...
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Song Lyrics – I’m Not Coming Home For Christmas (By Melissa R Mendelson)

I’m Not Coming Home For Christmas by, Melissa R. Mendelson Desert sands are the stars shining tonight. Warm kisses of wind are the wings touching my back, but I still can’t take flight. So, here I am on Christmas with ...
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Song Lyrics – I Am A Clone (Dedicated to Orphan Black) (By Melissa R Mendelson)

I Am A Clone (Dedicated to Orphan Black) by, Melissa R. Mendelson She looks like me. Fate flashes by. She looks like me, and then she dies. I steal her life, walking dangerously along the knife, and now I’m cut ...
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♫ Music Lyrics – Supernatural Love (By Melissa R. Mendelson)

Supernatural Love (Parody of Golden Earring’s “Radar Love”) by, Melissa R. Mendelson I’ve been waiting for this night, My heart’s a pounding real tight Their voices fill my head Those boys are ready for the next fight. It’s their calling, ...
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♫ Music Review: Spaceship and “Shake Time Loose” (By Melissa R. Mendelson)

Music Review: Spaceship and “Shake Time Loose” by, Melissa R. Mendelson When I was a kid, I remember lying on top of my parents’ car, staring up into the milky way, and waiting, waiting for the stars to fall. It ...
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