Andy Borowitz Quote – Functioning Government
“We may not have a functioning government, but we can stream unlimited movies and TV shows.” – Andy Borowitz
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“We may not have a functioning government, but we can stream unlimited movies and TV shows.” – Andy Borowitz
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The typical worker is three times more likely to die during leisure time than on the job.
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“You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald spot.” – Elayne Boosler
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“It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.” – John Dryden
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“To expect too much compassion from yourself might be a little destructive of your own existence. Even so, at least make a try, and this goes not only for individuals but also for life itself. It’s so easy. It’s a fashionable idiocy of youth to say the world has not come up to your expectations. “What? I was coming, and […]
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“Our task is to become fluent with the life we’re leading” – John Cage
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Estimated minimum gallons of water used annually to produce Coca Cola products: 8,000,000,000,000 Portion of the world’s population that amount would supply with drinking water each year: 1/4
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“Bad things do happen; how I respond to them defines my character and the quality of my life. I can choose to sit in perpetual sadness, immobilized by the gravity of my loss, or I can choose to rise from the pain and treasure the most precious gift I have – life itself.” ― Walter Anderson
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“Circumstance has no value. It is how one relates to a situation that has value.” – Christopher McCandless
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