From the mouths of babes

A Florida man has been arrested and convicted of running a prostitution ring, thanks to the honesty of his 7-year-old son.  Robert Burton, 34, was pulled over during a traffic stop while driving with his son and two unnamed women.  When police asked who the women were, the boy replied, “Those are my daddy’s hos.”  Burton last week was sentenced […]

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Shooting His Computer

A Colorado man was given a ticket by police this week for shooting his balky computer eight times and “killing” it.  Police say Lucas Hinch, 37, had become “fed up with fighting his computer for the last several months,” so he took it outside and repeatedly blasted it with a handgun.  Hinch said he didn’t realize he was breaking the […]

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