Live Eel In His Rectum

A New Zealand man showed up at a hospital emergency room with a live eel in his rectum. The man gave no explanation as to how the wriggling creature ended up where it was, but doctors were apparently able to remove it without complication.  “The eel was about the size of a decent sprig of asparagus,” said a hospital employee, […]

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Online education

Police arrested a New Hampshire man who posted 35 videos on YouTube explaining how to grow marijuana at home.  Kyle Berry didn’t appear in the videos, but authorities said his reflection could be seen in one of the tutorials.  “He’s not the brightest person in the world,” said a sheriff.

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Bad week for:

Color commentary, after Cincinnati Reds manager Bryan Price used the F-word 77 times in a five-minute rant berating sportswriters for reporting that a player was injured.  “Does every f—ing team that we f—ing play have to know every f—ing guy that’s here?” Price complained.  “It’s a f—ing disgrace.”

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