Planned Parenthood

A guy asked me for change. He said, “Can I get a quarter? I’m just trying to get my kids back.” I said, “Are they trapped in a vending machine?
Read more“Having kids is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.” – Martin Mull
Read more“Why do you only hear bad news about lsd? It’s always the same story about some idiot who thought he could fly, so he jumped out a fifty-story window. Why don’t we ever hear this news story? ‘Today a young man took lsd and realized that ego is an illusion and that we are all part of the universe experiencing […]
Read more“Everybody wants to save the earth. Nobody wants to help Mom do the dishes.” – P.J. O’Rourke
Read more“Politics is just show business for ugly people.” – Jay Leno
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