Jack Handey Quote – He Better Have A Knife

“If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that’s all I have to say.” – Jack Handey
Read more“If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that’s all I have to say.” – Jack Handey
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