Live Eel In His Rectum

A New Zealand man showed up at a hospital emergency room with a live eel in his rectum. The man gave no explanation as to how the wriggling creature ended up where it was, but doctors were apparently able to remove it without complication.  “The eel was about the size of a decent sprig of asparagus,” said a hospital employee, […]

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Stuck In A Chimney

California firefighters spent two hours extracting a naked woman from a chimney after she tried to sneak into her ex-boyfriend’s home at 5 a.m.  The 35-year-old took off her clothes in the hope it would help her fit down the 1-foot-wide chimney.  But halfway down, she became wedged and called the ex on her cellphone.  “I said, ‘Where are you […]

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