From the mouths of babes

A Florida man has been arrested and convicted of running a prostitution ring, thanks to the honesty of his 7-year-old son.  Robert Burton, 34, was pulled over during a traffic stop while driving with his son and two unnamed women.  When police asked who the women were, the boy replied, “Those are my daddy’s hos.”  Burton last week was sentenced […]

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Shooting His Computer

A Colorado man was given a ticket by police this week for shooting his balky computer eight times and “killing” it.  Police say Lucas Hinch, 37, had become “fed up with fighting his computer for the last several months,” so he took it outside and repeatedly blasted it with a handgun.  Hinch said he didn’t realize he was breaking the […]

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Two Horns Were A Problem

The world’s most pierced man has been refused entry to Dubai over fears that he might be an evil sorcerer. Rolf Buchholz, who has 453 piercings on his face and body as well as fake horns implanted in his forehead, had just arrived in the conservative Islamic country to perform in a show when airport authorities detained him, saying they […]

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Seeing The Light In China

Bad drivers in Shenzhen, China, who blast oncoming motorists with high beam headlights will now face in-kind punishment from police. Police officials in the Chinese city said drivers who abuse the use of high beams will be stopped by police, ticketed for roughly $50, pulled from their car, and forced to stare into police cruiser headlights for five minutes. According […]

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