Cartoon – 21st Century Eulogy
Tag: humor
Henry Ward Beecher Quote – Every Pebble In The Road
“A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It’s jolted by every pebble in the road.” – Henry Ward Beecher
Read moreHumor – Hillary’s Magic Eraser
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Read moreShell Shocking Breakup After 115 Years Together
After a century of marital bliss, the world’s longest romance appears to be over. Bibi and Poldi—a pair of Galapagos giant tortoises—are no longer on speaking terms after a century together. Keepers at the Reptile Zoo in Klagenfurt, Austria, say the pair fell out after a fight in which Bibi took a chunk out of Poldi’s shell. Now, whenever they […]
Read moreFun Things To Do In An Elevator
Make race car noises when people get on and off Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers. Grimace painfully while slapping our forehead and muttering, “Shut up dammit, all of you just SHUT UP!” Whistle the first 7 notes of a “It’s a Small World” incessantly. Sell Girl Scout Cookies On a […]
Read moreMaya Angelou Quote – Mission In Life
“My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.” – Maya Angelou
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Cartoon – The Perils of War
Steven Wright Quote – Sleeping Good
Did you sleep good? No, I made a few mistakes. ~ Steven Wright
Read moreCartoon – The Backwards BS Detector
