Steven Wright Quote – When my foot falls asleep
I hate when my foot falls asleep during the day. That means it’s going to be up all night. ~ Steven Wright
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Steven Wright Quote – Tarot Poker
Playing poker with tarot cards – Got a full house…. People died! ~ Steven Wright
Read moreSteven Wright Quote – Women
Women… Can’t live with them. Can’t shoot em’! ~ Steven Wright
Read moreSteven Wright Quote – If At First You Don’t Succeed
“If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. ” – Steven Wright
Read moreSteven Wright Quote – Reminiscing
I reminisce with people I don’t know. Granted, it takes longer. ~ Steven Wright
Read moreSteven Wright Quote – Dry Ice
I thought if you melt dry ice, you could swim without getting wet. ~ Steven Wright
Read moreSteven Wright Quote – Everything
You can’t have everything. Where would you put it? ~ Steven Wright
Read moreSteven Wright Quote – Sleeping Good
Did you sleep good? No, I made a few mistakes. ~ Steven Wright
Read moreSteven Wright Quote – Seashell Collection
I have a huge seashell collection I keep scattered on beaches all over the world. ~ Steven Wright
Read moreSteven Wright – I Was Watching The Superbowl
“I was watching the Super Bowl with my ninety-two-year-old grandfather. The team scored a touchdown. They showed the instant replay. He thought they scored another one. I was gonna tell him, but I figured the game he was watching was better.” – Steven Wright
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